ItStartsWithOne

The time has come! You heard me! Or should I say.....read me? AHAHAHAHA! Either way, your favorite bro on the net is back! And he is back with some things to say! Now how long has it been? Two? Three years? Man, time sure does fly. During that time I have been constantly nagged by the folks above to start up my blog, to reignite it, if you will. Why argue? To do so would cause the very fear that would take the heart of Aragorn himself! (A Lord of the Rings reference right off the bat? Really? YOU BET!) Get used to it my dear readers. I shall abuse my love of parenthesis and references/quotes for a very long time.

Now you must be wondering. "Why now? Of all times for him, Missingnomer to come back from the graveyard of forgotten bloggers?" And I would say...something philosophical and profound that would mystify your very souls! Did I just blow your mind? Well, I can do it again, and I WILL!

Nah, the true reasons for this new blog is a new start. My brother and sister shall be heading off into the "Prison cell" of education for the next 4 months! Leaving myself to my own fancies. Fancies? You gotta be kidding, I meant happiness. Though who am I trying to fool? I shall miss them immensely. How immensely you ask? Simple to explain, just take your most precious and treasured times of your life....and destroy it. Exaggerations? Am I the proverbial "Soft???" I think not, and hopefully you agree with me.

Seeing my elder sage siblings ascend the ladder of the Greats, I regress to the solitude of an only child. Everyone who has been surrounded by loved ones for their whole life knows that when they part (This moment happens to everyone sooner or later) it is almost like losing that loved one to the plague of death. I ask you my fellow readers to tear your garments and put on sackcloth and ashes. WOE IS ME!

Okay, now I will tell you what I really am feeling. To sum it all up into one word? "Entertained."