Alright, Thanksgiving is over. How was your Thanksgiving my Dear Readers? Still shacked up in the hospital with a bag of insulin hanging over your head? Don't worry, I am here to soothe your loneliness.
So now the big question starts popping up in everyone's head when Thanksgiving closes up:
"What should I get for my adorable children who have persevered through the peril of school and TV!"
That should be easy answer. I can solve all of your Christmas nightmares with one simple answer! Just give your children your credit card number! There, problem solved. Let's talk about the New Year.
Can you guys see it? Pretty soon your calendars will be advertising the big number 2013. Only one more year....and then I will officially graduate. But that's still and a dream and a long road ahead. Right now I am waiting for my Great Elder Sage Sibling to return.
"Wait, I thought you had two of those Greater...whatever siblings?"
"That's Greater Elder Sage Sibling, and yes, I have two. However the Eldest is being...himself. So he wont be returning home to celebrate Jesus with us."
"Awwww, miracles do come true during Christmas!"
~"Dear Reader" Markenson and Missingnomer
Yup, it has already been 4 months since I have seen my Sage Siblings disappear into the clouds of the unknown land. I am excited to see her come back. Once she returns my schedule will probably be packed indefinitely. Which is a complete 180° turn from my hermit life I have so greatly enjoyed. But I am prepared....I think.
Yes, miracles still exist. ;) Welcome Elder Older Sage Sibling who may be coming home after all!
ReplyDeleteYAAAAAYYYY! The three shall be reunited, fear not!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad we're both coming home. I miss you so much, Mr. Missingnomer!
Love,
the girl sage siling who has ALOT of Christmas shopping to do.
sibling*. my n's and b's still don't work. forigve me.
Deletehaha, this is hilarious! can't wait to mess with you when i get back. let's go to the ocean!!
ReplyDeleteLove you bro,
Nathan H.