IsThisRetribution?

Okay, so I think it's about time I gave you an update on the Big Doughnut.....Know what I'm sayin? The chunky Mackerel. The Jumbo Mozzarella......No? Oh, guess I'll use a common, everyday, boring noun: Family. Yeah,  I know, it's Spring, but seriously; it's pretty bad. Every member that remains in the Big Doughnut......Yes, from now on my family will be referred to as "The Big Doughnut" when it doesn't include the Great Elder Sage Siblings (when it does I shall say malasada...get it? No hole anymore? Ahahahaha...ha....). Spring isn't technically here, but who cares. All of us have taken a hit in the health department, especially the WOMO.

The WOMO had some terrible cold thingy. She coughed a lot, but I think she is over it...mostly. Father was under some heavy exhaustion a while back and to top it off I had some food poisoning. Father simply needed a good nigh-.....day's rest. Me? Why, I just took it like a beast......A beast that couldn't control his urge to use the restroom. But alas, I think the worst has passed. All of us seemed to be in good health again. After a month and a half of being under the weather the sun shines yet again. For only a short while.

Of all people in this Big Doughnut.....

"The WOMO has taken a stair punch to the face."

"Stair...punch?"

"Oh, you know, when you fall over and hit your nose on the stair? Stair--Punch. Ahahahahha!"

"...."

"No? No good?...Great, thanks a lot Sherm! Now it's awkward."

                                                                                      ~Missingnomer and Sherm

Uggggg, too tired, frustrated, and confused to comment any further.