ImminentDeathIncoming

Approximately 12 days stand between me and imminent death. Believe it or not it is already time for me to enter the maw known as the SAT. Uggg, I thought I still had a good amount of time too. Time sure does fly when you worry and study. I mean, this is the first time I have ever studied so hard for ANYTHING. I started with getting 5 or 6 out of 20 questions right on the math sections. Now I go a strong 17 or 18 out of 20. Not bad, huh? Reading was improved on slightly. I actually am not too bad when it comes to reading, which is awesome because I hardly ever read books. Maybe those mountains of text in games along with anime subtitles really did help! Writing was probably the easiest out of the three. I still had to improve, but not nearly as much as the other two. I can say I am slightly confident. I am sure I will get higher than a 1600.....maybe definitely 1500.....at least. Oh man.

May 4th at HPA. Wanna see me shake in my pants? Be there Dear Readers. Nah, don't even waste your time. I have to make sure I go to sleep early, wake up early, and eat a good breakfast, right? Well, I can probably do the waking up early part, but I don't know if I can stuff anything down my fear-clogged throat. I know I shouldn't worry about it. I mean, I studied at least 60% of the SAT book. Pretty impressive. Not really. I am writing this a couple of days in advance so I can't tell you how I did on the last practice SAT I have, but I am sure it went well. I am gonna do all 9 sections in one day. Good practice for the actual test for sure. The only part that I will never be prepared for is the essay. I know without a doubt the question I am going to get is going to be be ridonkulous.

"Would you rather be punctual or restless? Explain with examples from your personal life or you can make stuff up and sound amazing. Make sure you write neatly for extra chicken points! lol rofl ttyl"

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Ain't nobody got time for that! My best bet is a fun question that I can actually write about. But if not then I could care less. Got a 2 or 3 on my essay? Big whoop. Got a 750 on my math? I just won life.

I am sure I will be studying till the last day. Maybe I should take school off for the last week? Nahhh, I is the good. Study, sleep, clear the mind, and pray. I think that should equal 1900 if you know what I am saying! Wha what!!! I can say without any doubt that once this is all finally over with I will be happy and satisfied. Not only will it finally be over with, but whatever score I may get; I WILL be satisfied. Why? Cause I tried my best....sort of.

Okay, ending this on a serious note. I implore my Dearest Readers to pray, fast, and abstain from using the modern invention known as the toilet for the next 12 days....okay you don't HAVE to fast.