Well it seems that the month of September is here. 9/11, hmmm, well I suppose this is a good a time as ever to have a moment of silence in prayer.
Besides all the gloom I have more to give you. As a minor living in this modern age we all seem to stumble on the sorry reality. First world problems are such a pain. Finding a job, looking nice, and eating the best everyday. But seriously, the time is starting to come on me quickly. I just want time to freeze so I can live with my parents forever, having to step out into the real world and be independent? Forget about it. Free food and board is where it is at! Oh wait, isn't that gonna be global if we let Obama in for another 4 years?
"Ahahaha, Missingnomer is a lazy turd!"
"Wha? I am not a turd!"
~Missingnomer who stumbled upon a heartless Dear Reader
I have resolved myself to take the dreaded SAT this Spring...let's all have a moment of silence for me. It is not like I think I am gong to fail the test....okay maybe that is part of the reason why I have this insurmountable level of pressure. I just have a strange feeling I might pull a blank somewhere along the 50 hours of testing I will be going through. I think there is a physical examination too, what's up with that? It sounds like I am going into the military (in some ways the work force is kind of like the military). Ah, it doesn't matter what I feel or think, I just have to study and mentally prepare to go under agonizing pain. It wouldn't be so bad if I HAD to go for this test, but the thing is that I am sort of "volunteering" myself to go under this grueling experience.
"Everyone hurry up and take a seat! Let me tell you one thing before we start, I am simply here to "take care" of the people here who decide to take their life into their own hands and cheat. I am not your friend, I am not here to baby-sit. I am your worst nightmare."
"Oh, so that's why we had to sign that liability contract when we walked in!"
"No talking, once you entered this room you are no longer looked upon as human. You are all under my regime, I AM QUEEN IN THIS DOMAIN." (yes, queen, because let's be honest....women are more likely to become psychotic)
Man, teachers these days, isn't the exam enough to give us Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome?
~Missingnomer's "Theater of His Mind"
Now don't start freaking out with me about the SAT. My Dear Readers I implore you to stand with me! together we can boycott the SAT together! Let's all go to Canada! I hear they give away free diplomas! Oh wait....I forgot....you need money to do that.....maybe if Obama gets elected we get free air travel! I mean....everything else is free already. Ahahaha, okay okay, no more Obama jokes.
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