ThePerfectCombination

As I was driving to the great town known to us as the haven of the divine store named Wal-Mart, I had a discussion with the women of my origins. She gave me a brilliant idea. Hence this post, let us begin.

Now most of my Dear Readers may or may not know this, But I am the youngest of three. I have two Elder Sage Siblings who are off in college, leaving me to myself. However, this post is not about my intense isolation, but about siblings, and all that comes with having siblings of different combinations.

Eldest sister, Middle brother, and Youngest sister

This is a combination of much animosity. The Eldest is always the best in every aspect in academics and responsibility, leaving this duty to a girl is somewhat controversial, I shall go no further than that. The Middle is usually the odd ball. When you are the Middle you are in the middle with everything, from academics to responsibility. To top it off you are the only brother in this trio.....that causes some problems, especially in terms of masculinity. How on Earth can you become a man when you constantly surrounded by incompeten- I mean girlishness! Of course we have the Youngest, the most innocent, treacherous, and conniving. Leave this role to a girl? My goodness, just throw me into a den of ferocious wolves of murder.

Eldest brother, Middle brother, Youngest sister

This is a combination of staleness and rivalry. You can already gather that two brothers who are close in age will fight for the spot of "most accomplished son."

"My dear Father! Look hither! I have worked to the best of my abilities and achieved a remarkable feat; a feat that would have YOU even impressed! 100% on my Finals! I have officially graduated!"

"Indeed, Markus, well done. I suppose we can have those "crab cakes" you always wanted to eat. Very pricey."

"Forget about that pops. Take a look at this (rips off t-shirt). I got your name tattooed on my chest!"

"MY WORD! Timothy, such loyalty....how shall I ever divide my wealth between you two properly?"

My older brother things are so dumb. Look at them trying to get Father's attention....all I have to do is pull some of the cute daughter act andddddd

"Oh Father."

"Cilia?"

"Love me."

"I shall."

Yea, that was lame. But it is the truth. These are only two of the many combinations of the unit known as siblings. I shall gather more of my brilliant research and translate them into layman's terms for my Dear Readers to possibly conceive them! I shall see you, Dear Reader, later.