Another week.....but it follows two more weeks.....and more weeks after that. But after these two boring weeks past everything changes....
My Greater Elder Sage Siblings return! That's right. I am 1000000% positive. BOTH of them are coming home. The Women of my Origins finally convinced the eldest to return to his home country. I think life will be very different....different for the good? That remains to be seen.
But on to other news.
"Thanks mom...."*munch*
Yeah, nothing like fried rice for breakfast....perfect way to start my day....wait. What? This piece of meat has legs? And a pair or antennas?...ohhhhh...Ohhhhhhhhhhh. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
"Aguuu-ahhhhh-ahckkkkk." *coughing and squirming and gagging*
My life was changed at that moment. But if you haven't guessed what happened to me I shall reiterate. I was enjoying a lovely dish of fried rice donated to us by a generous friend when I realized I had a special guest with me that day on my plate...a roach.
Well, to make my Dear Readers stop panicking I will say this: My love for fried rice will NEVER be destroyed. So I will never forsake it, no matter who joins me for my meals. But I must be honest. I was rattled a bit when it happened to me. Thank goodness I had the Women of my Origins to comfort me.
"Ohhh, it's okay, it's O-kaay. A lot of people in the world eat roaches!"
"I love you too."
~Missingnomer and "The Women of his Origins"
"...a lot of people in the world eat roaches."
ReplyDeleteAs long as your not the next Edward Archbold. Don't know him...look him up, yes I'll wait....ok found him? Great, just don't do what he did...
btw, how did
the woman of your origins get the bro to change his ways and course of direction????
ReplyDeleteThis roach was cinched and fried to a crisp! How bad can that taste with rice?
ReplyDeletehaha, change my ways!!! this was practically an "intervention", meaning they just bought the tickets home.
ReplyDeletecan't wait to go swimming!!- and see you all(the time)
Nathan H