GiveMeTheGoods

Ohhhhh, I am so sorry. I am a painful loner so I totally forgot about today.....Yeah, this is awkward. Ahahahahaha. So I have been homeschooled for the last....5 years? So I don't even know how Americans go about celebrating this day. However, I DO know how Japanese people celebrate Valentine's day. Well, at least in anime (Japanese Cartoons). It's simple. The girl makes the chocolate stuffs and gives it to the guy she likes. Plain and simple. But then they have "White Day." Which is basically an excuse for a guy to make or buy chocolates/gifts to respond to the girl's feelings. Isn't that cute? I can just see it now.


"Hey!"

"Hey."

.............

"So...you're gonna give me the big red heart that can open up and inside has the SMALLER hearts that are colored brown and tastes the delicious?"

"Ummm, what? Who are you?"

O.O

                        ~Maybe next time bro


Who really cares. I see this day just like any other chocolate day (Halloween). Actually men across the world probably get more frightened on this day then they do on Halloween. It's like a horror filled heart-shaped box. You don't know what's inside. Even if you did, who knows how it's going to taste! (Usually the chocolate is home-made. By the way, if it ISN'T home-made run away from that thing disguised as a female human. If she can't even make chocolate than her career as a wife probably sucks.).....What? I was giving life-saving advice! Okay okay, since this is the first time my blog is going through Valentine's day I shall give my Dear Readers a poem to walk away with!

*Ahem*

Roses are red, Violets are blue
If you didn't get chocolates today
You are above it all and win everything
The End