StudyingEqualsDeath

Ahhhhh, so I haven't been going to church for almost 4 months! But just last Sunday (and I shall be there tomorrow) my problem has been solved. I am now visiting a cool church. Pretty cool huh?

So anyways, I have been studying everyday (almost everyday) on the SAT. Old news, but very relevant news. In my life I have three things going for me: school, SAT and SAT. Once I pass the SAT (the date is May.....7th or 9th) I will be looking forward to the rest of my summer. The SAT is a forerunner for not only the return of the Great Elder Sage Siblings, but it also leads the way for my long awaited summer, my fun PC building, and the epic trip to Malaysia! Alongside a good dose of fun happy times with great friends. Man, I really can't wait.

But the SAT ruins everything. Tell me I am going to get a million dollars this summer? DOESN'T MATTER! This SAT overshadows my summer. It is like a beast over my feast! I really like that analogy. It rhymes! Didn't you notice!?! I need to study. The last time I checked I DO NOT like studying. The funny thing with the SAT is that I know 99% of the material. I just need to think it through. I DO NOT LIKE THINKING. Let us make that clear. For instance, the math section has 16-20 questions a section (a total of 3 sections on the actual test), but they do not tell me what to do. Like: The next 5 questions will be simultaneous solutions or quadratic functions. At least give me a premise to the next onslaught of questions! On top of that I have this annoying time limit! 25 minutes for 20 questions......it takes me at least 2-4 minutes per question. WHAT NOW?!?!?

Okay okay, enough raging. I shall study. I am going to take a full-fledged practice SAT test sometime in April to gauge whether or not I can get a decent score. We shall wait and see! But I am sure you all know what I think about the SAT. It is a horrible invention. I think it stemmed from Communism. If it is this bad it had to have come from Communism, or the Clinton administration, but if we know it comes from one of those two religions then does it really matter where EXACTLY it came from? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Okay I should really stop. People who read this might actually get offended.....AHAHAHAHAHAHA!